The Secret
Confessions of how I helped Leak The Chelsea Clinton
Wedding Story.

The prying reportage is beginning to smell of dumpster diving. Have we no shame? No, apparently, we do not,"The Washington Post
30 Days In July!
The Story Of The Biggest Secret Of The Summer Of
2010
Where Was Chelsea Clinton Getting Married?
When A Blackout On All News Chelsea, Imposed By
Americas Most Powerful Family, Held Firm The World Media
Reported On Nothing, Literally. Not A Single Guest, Not One Chef, No One leaked Anything.
Where Rumor Was News And The News Was A Secret.
None The Less The People Wanted To Know. The World Press Obliged The Hungry Masses With Pure Rumor And Innuendo.
Other Times They Just Made It Up.
I Should Know I was There.
We Know This Is Not Watergate. Just A Secret Wedding.
But If The New York Times And ABC News Don't Check Their Sources And Publish Verbatim
Press Releases One Has To Question Everything We Read.
Whether It Is About War Or A Silly Wedding Secret In Rhinebeck The Fourth Estate
Is An Essential Part Of All Our Futures.
"On “Today” on NBC, Meredith Vieira called it “the wedding of the decade.” The Daily News saw it in grander terms and has stripped a banner across the top of its pages of wedding coverage that reads “Wedding of the Millennium.” This seems to be a revelation that came to The News only in the last two days because on Tuesday the paper printed references to the ceremony as the wedding of the year, century and decade all in one article. (This paper settled for “the wedding of the year.”) "The New York Times
"The wedding, set for July 31, is so cloaked in secrecy that in Washington, where the mother of the bride holds down a day job running international diplomacy for President Obama, details are harder to ferret out than the president’s Afghanistan strategy. Even guests do not know the locale; invitations came with instructions to be within driving distance of Manhattan,"The New York Times
30 Days In July!
The Story Of The Biggest Secret Of The Summer Of
2010
Where Was Chelsea Clinton Getting Married?
When A Blackout On All News Chelsea, Imposed By
Americas Most Powerful Family, Held Firm The World Media
Reported On Nothing, Literally. Not A Single Guest, Not One Chef, No One leaked Anything.
Where Rumor Was News And The News Was A Secret.
None The Less The People Wanted To Know. The World Press Obliged The Hungry Masses With Pure Rumor And Innuendo.
Other Times They Just Made It Up.
I Should Know I was There.
We Know This Is Not Watergate. Just A Secret Wedding.
But If The New York Times And ABC News Don't Check Their Sources And Publish Verbatim
Press Releases One Has To Question Everything We Read.
Whether It Is About War Or A Silly Wedding Secret In Rhinebeck The Fourth Estate
Is An Essential Part Of All Our Futures.
"On “Today” on NBC, Meredith Vieira called it “the wedding of the decade.” The Daily News saw it in grander terms and has stripped a banner across the top of its pages of wedding coverage that reads “Wedding of the Millennium.” This seems to be a revelation that came to The News only in the last two days because on Tuesday the paper printed references to the ceremony as the wedding of the year, century and decade all in one article. (This paper settled for “the wedding of the year.”) "The New York Times
"The wedding, set for July 31, is so cloaked in secrecy that in Washington, where the mother of the bride holds down a day job running international diplomacy for President Obama, details are harder to ferret out than the president’s Afghanistan strategy. Even guests do not know the locale; invitations came with instructions to be within driving distance of Manhattan,"The New York Times